You must be a .03 mm mechanical pencil cause babe you’re fiiiiiiine.
Are you a tazer? Cause you’re pretty stunning.
You know what I LOVE??? I LOVE HAVING TILE AND WOOD FLOORING BECAUSE WEARING SOCKS YOU CAN SLIDE ACROSS THE LIVING ROOM TO THE KITCHEN IN HALF THE EFFORT AND TWICE THE FUN AHHHHHH?!??!?!
I will return, no worries little one
Lay your head down on the river bed
The sky guides the ocean so I will find my way back to my home
where you are, wherever that may be
*achoo* Sorry, I’m allergic to cuteness, you seem to have it all over you.
Excuse me, but I think its against the law to be that gorgeous, you’ll need to come with me.
Hey! You! I saw that! No, you. Yes. Give it back. I know you stole my heart.
Well, you may be lost, but I think I just found my other half.
Please don’t get lost…I can’t even begin to describe how amazing you are…
On a scale of one to ten, how does it feel to be the most beautiful being in the universe?
Look at all the pretty stars! How dimly they glitter at your presence.
or if you’re lonely
or if you’ve never had a stranger gift you a compliment
or if you forgot how spectacular you are
or if you want to laugh at some of the things I’ve thought about using to embarrass my friends and loved ones
the following are several some pretty bad pick up lines
and I’d like to share them with you lovely folks. c:
can something be hilariously cute?